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“I will turn up to your house drunk at 3 o’clock in the morning crying and trying to break in.” Points for honesty?
By the way, she also claims to hate bicycles, beaches, sunshine, and parks. In her dating profile, Rosefacekillahh describes a nightmare scenario that will scare off most, if not all, potential suitors.
He even writes out the banter: “You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?
’ and I go, ‘Yes — but I like danger.'” Then the romantic evening takes a turn for the ludicrous.
The Huffington Post dubbed Taylor, “a veritable Ok Cupid God” due to his array of zany photos, including one of him sitting lakeside with red writing saying “YOU” and pointing at the empty chair beside him.
As long as you’re not bossy or rude, we will get along just fine. You friends will absolutely adore me and your ex-boyfriends will moderately show distaste for me. I’m definitely here to sweep the right girl off of her feet if I am given the chance. I also volunteer at my local pet shelter on the weekends.
Feel free to message me if you find anything in common with me.
If you’ve been active on a dating site for a while, you know most dating profiles look very similar to one another.
Rosefacekillahh, from Melbourne, Australia, warns online daters that she’s “not down to earth at all” in her Ok Cupid profile’s self-summary.
Then she explains in vivid detail what will happen if you don’t answer her texts.